I'm an outlaw

So, this morning my co-worker calls in an says she had to go get her car tag this morning and idle chit-chat about courthouse business came up and my other co-worker mentioned his license expired today. Well, jokingly, I said I guess I'd better check my license because today is a bad day for surprise visits to the courthouse.

Later, I did take a look, curious as to when my license does expire. Try a MONTH AND A HALF ago! Oops. I mean, how often do you really check your own drivers license? I would gladly go get it today, but my stupid-ass bank sucks. I get paid the last day of every month direct deposit. BUT, the way my bank works, you can't access the money until the next day.