Cockney Lesson Of the Day

Adam and Eve rhymes with believe
which is used as 'would you Adam and Eve it!'

Apples and pears rhymes with stairs
which is used as 'up the apples and pears'.

Tom tit rhymes with 'shit'
Only as 'I'm off for a tom tit'

Cockney is one of the coolest forms of slang in the whole world. I love how it is all one big rhyming game. I don't know that I could ever remember all of it because I've got so much tom tit in my head already!

Oh, and remember you have to use a nice British accent and make sure that your "H"s are silent because that is the cockney way!