Nip! Tuck!

This morning on NBC's Today show, they had a segment about plastic surgery and the army. According to the U.S. Army, they offer plastic surgery as a benefit of joining the army. They offer dental reconstruction, face lifts, breast augmentation, and other various services. This is outrageous. Women are falling for this left and right. I always thought that women in the military wanted to promote equality. I guess now that women have jumped off the equality band-wagon they'd rather have big boobies so that they can get a night job as a topless dancer and make more money. I never thought the terms "military" and "boob-job" would ever cross paths.