A Bad Batch

I would like to introduce you to the single most ridiculous thing I've seen in quite a while. Montgomery, Alabama has formed its very own minor league baseball team called "The Biscuits". Yes, how quaint it is to perpetuate that old southern tradition of biscuits with a whole baseball team. Alabama should really just stop trying at this point. Just GIVE UP. We are a dumb state and nothing can fix it. To see the really dumb biscuit logo go here. I love how the butter pat doubles for a little biscuit tounge. Here is the equally stupid theme song to go with it!

Up early every day makin' them the best
We're workin' up a storm, cookin' up a slugfest
We made this batch out of pure ambition
If you can't stand the heat, get out of our kitchen

These Biscuits make us feel all right
We love our Biscuits-- they're outta sight

Makin' 'em from scratch is a whole lotta fun
That way we know our Biscuits will be number one
There's no place I'd rather be
Than this great big park full of Biscuits for me
We love our Biscuits-- they’re outta sight